The Housewife Assassin’s Garden of Deadly Delights by Josie Brown

Housewife assassin Donna Stone’s green thumb–and for that matter, her trigger finger–is put to the test when it’s discovered that genetically enhanced corn containing a deadly brain-eating virus has been released into America’s food chain.

“Josie Brown writes with all the secrets, sex, money and scandal of an OK Magazine cover. Truly entertaining reading.”–Jackie Collins, Hollywood Wives

The tone is confessional, the writing laced with venomous humor…”
—Wall Street Journal

“Brown captures the humor of working for a megalomaniac…[A] well-paced, entertaining story…” —Publishers Weekly

THE HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN’S GARDEN OF DEADLY DELIGHTS is available from Amazon, Barnes & Noble and iTunes.

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Josie Brown is the author of these novels:

The Housewife Assassin Novel Series, including

The Housewife Assassin’s Handbook
[2011, Signal Press]

The Housewife Assassin’s Guide to Gracious Killing
[2012, Signal Press]

The Housewife Assassin’s Killer Christmas Tips
[2011, Signal Press]

The Housewife Assassin’s Relationship Survival Guide
[Book 4; 2013, Signal Press]

The Housewife Assassin’s Vacation to Die For
[Book 5; 2013, Signal Press]

The Housewife Assassin’s Recipes for Disaster
[Book 6; 2013, Signal Press]

The Housewife Assassin’s Hollywood Scream Play
[Book 7: 2014, Signal Press]

The Housewife Assassin’s Killer App
[Book 8: 2014, Signal Press]

The Housewife Assassin’s Hostage Hosting Tips
[Book 9: 2014, Signal Press]

The Housewife Assassin’s Garden of Deadly Delights
[Book 10: 2015, Signal Press]

True Hollywood Lies Novel Series, including

Hollywood Hunk
[2010; 2015, Signal Press]

Hollywood Whore (UK, AU and NZ Only)
[2006; 2015, Signal Press]

Hollywood Heiress
[Release Date: October 2015, Signal Press]

“A fine piece of literary work.” —New York Post

“Brad, Angelina, Britney and Kevin may want to check out Josie Brown’s new novel, Impossibly Tongue-Tied, for its ripped-from-the-headlines plot that mixes their scandals together…” – PAGE SIX, New York Post

Totlandia Novel Series, including

Book 1 / Fall [2012 Signal Press]

Book 2 /Winter [2012, Signal Press]

Book 3 /Spring [2013, Signal Press]

Book 4 / Summer [2013, Signal Press]

STAND-ALONE BOOKS

The Candidate, (Steamy Political Thriller) [2013; Signal Press]

The Baby Planner
[2011, Simon & Schuster]

“Brown takes baby mania to its illogical, hysterical extreme in this bubbly romp….But what begins as a light foray into Bugaboo country turns into something bigger than a satire of status-obsessed Bay Area yummy mummies as Brown takes a dark look at the fears of parenthood and family, with Katie’s heartbreaking longing for a child unveiling a disturbing reality about her marriage and family. Still, the message from the somber realities is one full of hope: love makes a family, commitment keeps it together.” –Publishers Weekly

Secret Lives of Husbands and Wives
[2010, Simon & Schuster]

“Josie Brown’s writing is whip-smart as well as wickedly funny, and just as you are enjoying the ride she takes you on, she shatters your heart with her insight into modern lives.” –Tatjana Soli, New York Times bestselling author and 2011 recipient of the James Tait Black Memorial Prize for fiction for The Lotus Eaters

“Already touted as the perfect summer beach read, this character driven (sometimes steamy) book can best be described as the offspring of an affair between Desperate Housewives and a Jennifer Weiner novel….A quick look into the sometimes catty world of wealth where priorities get shifted, friendships get broken and marriages, like their mansions, get rearranged. It was light and fluffy (with some excellent dialogue.)…” — GoodHousekeeping.com

“I loved it! Josie Brown captures the highs and lows of love, lust and marriage with heartwrenching pathos. I’m recommending it to all my friends as the perfect beach read!” — Lisa Rinna, acatress, and author of the novel Starlit

Her novel, Secret Lives of Husbands and Wives (Simon & Schuster), is being produced by Jerry Bruckheimer as a dramatic television series.